Kannan walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

“We don’t need anyone,” he was told.
“You can’t afford not to hire me,” Kannan said. “I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!”

“Well, we have two prospects that NO ONE has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job.”

He was gone about two hours. He returned and handed them two checks, one for Rs 25,000 and another for Rs50,000.
“How in the world did you do that?” they asked.
“I told you I’m the world’s best salesman,” Kannan said. “I can sell anyone, anywhere, anytime!”

“Did you get a urine sample?” they asked.
“What’s that?” he asked.
“Well, if you sell a policy over Rs 20,000, the company requires a urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples.”

Kannan was gone about six hours, and they were fixing to close when in he walks in with two five-litres buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets down, reaches in his shirtpocket and produces two bottles of urine. He sets them onthe desk and says, “Here’s Mr. Mahadevan’s and this one is Mr Vasudevan.”

“That’s good,” they said, “but what’s in those two buckets?”
“Well, I passed by the Sterling resorts and they were having a state teachers’ convention, so I stopped and sold them a group policy