An elderly man about to receive anesthesia is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon should only perform the operation.

The old man signalled to speak to his son.
“Yes, Dad, what is it?” asked the son

“Don’t be jittery, son, perform your best, and do never forget if it fails, if something should happen to me, your mother will live with you and your wife the rest of her days”

When You’re 50…plus

1. People can call also call at 7 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
2. Hijackers are least bothered about you.
3. In a prisoner situation you are likely to be released first.
4. You can eat dinner at 5 p.m.
5. You enjoy hearing about other people’s surgeries.
6. Speed limits are no more a challenge.
7. You are no more pestered with “Insurance Investigations”
8. You are free to sing with the elevator music.
9. Your eyes won’t get worse.
10.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.